Bernie Madoff Merchandise including madoff shirt and madoff hat

Bernie Madoff merchandise

What’s better than owning a t-shirt that jokes about one of the largest frauds in history? Our Bernie Madoff merchandise is crafted from 100% premium irony and built to last—unlike your returns with Bernie. Whether you're laughing at the financial collapse or reflecting on a historical catastrophe, our gear lets you express your dark sense of humor in style.

  • Madoff Collection Includes:

    Ponzi Scheme T-Shirts: perfect for anyone who appreciates the darker side of finance.

    Bernie Madoff Hoodies: Cozy up in our humor-savvy yet cozy hoodies.

    Madoff Mugs: Start your morning with a chuckle (and maybe a little sympathy) as you sip from mugs that read "Made Off with the Cash."

  • Style Tips:

    Ponzi Scheme Casual: Pair a "Madoff With My Money" t-shirt with jeans for an everyday look that’s just as risky as investing in Madoff’s funds.

    Finance (Disaster) Chic: Throw on a Madoff hoodie over a dress shirt for that perfect mix of business and banter.

    Too Big to Jail: Complete your outfit with a mug that says "Guaranteed Returns – Just Kidding," perfect for those office meetings that could use a little humor.