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Freak in the Sheets Excel hat

Freak in the Sheets Excel hat

Regular price $34.93 USD
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Wearing the "Freak in the Sheets" Excel hat is like telling the world that your idea of a wild night involves pivot tables and VLOOKUPs. This isn’t just a hat—it’s a badge of honor for those who live for spreadsheets and thrive on data manipulation.

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Description

Perfect for the Excel wizard who can whip up a flawless macro faster than most can say "cell reference," this hat is the ultimate expression of your nerdy prowess. Whether you’re crunching numbers at the office or casually impressing your friends with your Excel skills, this hat is a hilarious and stylish nod to your spreadsheet savviness.

Why You'd Love It

  • Spreadsheet Swagger: The "Freak in the Sheets" Excel hat is for those who know that the real magic happens in the grid. It’s perfect for anyone who takes pride in their ability to make Excel do their bidding—and isn’t afraid to show it.
  • Instant Geek Cred: Wear this hat, and watch as fellow Excel enthusiasts flock to you, eager to swap tips, tricks, and maybe a few nerdy jokes. It’s a conversation starter that’s as sharp as your Excel formulas.
  • Durability That Lasts: Made from 100% Cotton Twill, this hat is built to withstand even the most intense data sessions. And when your hat needs a refresh, a quick spot clean with warm water and dish soap will do the trick. For those more stubborn stains, a soft bristled brush will keep it looking as flawless as your favorite spreadsheet.

Product Details

  • Material: 100% Cotton Twill—strong enough to handle even the most complex formulas
  • Fit: Structured, low-fitting design—because just like your data, this hat needs to be perfectly aligned
  • Closure: Adjustable Velcro® closure—ensuring a fit as precise as your calculations
  • Care: Spot clean with warm water and dish soap; for stubborn stains, a soft bristled brush—because even your hat deserves to be error-free

Ready to flaunt your Excel expertise with a wink and a smile? Add the "Freak in the Sheets" Excel hat to your cart today and let the world know you’re not just good with data—you’re downright freaky with it.

Shipping Information

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

  • US deliveries: 2-7 business days
  • EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
  • International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions

Care instructions: Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.

Product information: OTTO Cap 18-253, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Disclaimer: This product is designed for humor and entertainment purposes, offering a satirical take on historical events. It is not intended to glorify or endorse any unethical behaviors associated with its cultural reference.

Do you ship internationally or only to finance bros in New York?

We ship worldwide — including Ireland, Belgium, and anywhere else bros are pretending to read earnings reports. Shipping times vary, but you'll get tracking faster than your stocks tank.

What payment methods do you accept?

We accept major credit cards (Visa, MasterCard, American Express), PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and store gift cards.

How can I track my order?

The moment your order ships, we’ll email you a tracking link. Click it, stalk it, refresh it obsessively — we get it.

Shipping updates come straight from our fulfillment partner, so you'll always know if your package is on time or pulling a Q4 earnings surprise.

How does sizing work? Should I go up if I’ve been skipping the gym?

Fits true to size, but if you’ve been hitting the bulking cycle (or just hitting the snacks), size up. Check our size guide before making impulsive decisions, such as buying altcoins you've never heard of.

What's the return policy in case I get roasted too hard?

We accept returns within 14 days of the delivery date. Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in their original packaging with tags attached. Please refer to our Return Policy for more details.

What are your customer service hours?

Our customer service team is available Monday to Friday, from 9 AM to 6 PM (EST). You can reach our customer service team via email at support@financebrooutfit.com

Can I wear this to actual work or is it just for memes?

100% work-appropriate — unless you work at a bank that still thinks casual Friday is a trap. Pair the shirt, hoodie or vest with a quarter zip, and you’re basically getting promoted.