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Bear Stearns Merchandise including bear stearns hat and bear stearns shirt

Bear Stearns merchandise

Step right up and grab your Bear Stearns merchandise, because what's better than owning a piece of history from the bank that redefined the term "too big to fail"? Whether you’re a finance bro looking for an ironic t-shirt or someone who just loves a good financial catastrophe, our merchandise collection celebrates the wild, wild west of pre-2008 Wall Street in all its glory. We may not be able to recover your lost investments, but we can offer you a hilarious t-shirt!

  • Bear Stearns Collection Includes:

    Bear Stearns T-Shirts: Soft and comfy.

    Bear Stearns Hoodies: Stay warm while reminiscing about the collapse that changed it all. Perfect for your next conference call with the SEC.

    Mugs for the Bold: Sip your coffee (or whiskey) out of a mug that reads, "World’s Best Risk Manager – Bear Stearns Edition."

  • Style Tips:

    Finance Casual: Pair our Bear Stearns t-shirt with your favorite chinos for a casual Friday look that says, "I took a calculated risk. It was wrong."

    Business (Disaster) Chic: Throw on a Bear Stearns hoodie over a button-down for that effortless "I once managed a billion-dollar portfolio, but now I’m eating ramen" style.

    Corporate Absurdity: Top off your look with a mug perfect for office banter or whenever the stock market sneezes.
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