Whether you’re reminiscing about the days when subprime mortgages were all the rage or just love a good financial meltdown story, this shirt lets you wear a piece of financial infamy with pride. It’s the ultimate conversation starter for anyone who knows that sometimes, the bulls win, and sometimes, the bears take it all down.

Why You’d Love It

• Darkly Ironic: Embrace your finance fandom with a shirt that gives a sly wink to one of Wall Street’s most memorable disasters. Perfect for those who know that sometimes, even the big guys fall.
• Networking Nugget: Wear this shirt to finance conferences, happy hours, or casual Fridays at the office—guaranteed to spark conversations with those who remember the chaos or just appreciate a good financial joke.
• Comfortable Collapse: Crafted from 100% ethically grown US cotton, this medium-heavy fabric blend offers the perfect mix of comfort and durability—unlike certain investment banks we won’t mention.

Product Details

• Material: 100% Ethically Grown US Cotton
• Sizes Available: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
• Fit: Relaxed yet sharp—because you can still look good even when everything else is falling apart.

Ready to wear a piece of Wall Street history and laugh in the face of financial doom? Add the Bear Stearns shirt to your cart today and let your wardrobe tell the story of the rise and fall of finance giants.

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

• US deliveries: 2-7 business days
• EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
• International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Do not iron, Do not dryclean.

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC. For adults. Made in Nicaragua.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY