Silicon Valley merchandise including goodbye silicon valley hello solana shirt, silicon valley shirt and svb hat

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Move fast, break things, burn VC money. This collection channels peak startup delusion — from late-stage LARPing to Series C therapy sessions. Whether you're pivoting again or still explaining what your app does, our Silicon Valley merch captures the satire of innovation culture. Tech-bro t-shirts, ironic hoodies, and meme gear for founders, PMs, and interns who thought they’d be billionaires by now. Great for anyone who's said “We’re pre-revenue, but disrupting everything.”

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