Silicon Valley merchandise including goodbye silicon valley hello solana shirt, silicon valley shirt and svb hat

Get your Silicon Valley merchandise from Finance Bro

Move fast, break things, burn VC money. This collection channels peak startup delusion — from late-stage LARPing to Series C therapy sessions. Whether you're pivoting again or still explaining what your app does, our Silicon Valley merch captures the satire of innovation culture. Tech-bro t-shirts, ironic hoodies, and meme gear for founders, PMs, and interns who thought they’d be billionaires by now. Great for anyone who's said “We’re pre-revenue, but disrupting everything.”

Explore now