Silicon Valley Bank Collapse T-Shirts: Embrace the madness with shirts that feature slogans like, "I Banked at SVB and All I Got Was This Insolvent T-Shirt" or "Survived the Crash, Still Got No Funding."

Startup Culture Hoodies: Hoodies that let you showcase your love for tech culture with witty quotes like, "Move Fast and Break Banks" or "Pivoting Since 2023."

VC and Founder Mugs: Start your day with a "Tech Bro Tears" mug or "Please Fund Me" cup, perfect for those endless coffee-fueled pitch meetings.

Tech Bro Uniform: Pair a SVB hoodie with jeans and sneakers for that perfect blend of irony and comfort—ideal for coding marathons or pitch presentations.

Casual Office Chic: Wear our "VC Rejected, Still Pivoting" t-shirt with a blazer and chinos for a laid-back yet professional look that screams, "I can still laugh, even if my startup didn’t make it."

Coffee Meets Crypto: Sip your espresso from our "Goodbye Silicon Valley, Hello Solana" mug for those Zoom calls with investors. It’s the little things that count.