Whether you’re at a VC meeting or just joking about your side hustle, this shirt makes a statement—send funds, not thoughts.

Why You’d Love It

• Pitch-Perfect Humor: For anyone who’s been through the grind of raising capital, this shirt says what your pitch deck can’t: "We need cash, and we need it now."
• Effortless Style: Perfect for those awkward moments when you’re meeting investors or just trying to get some free coffee at a networking event. It's the ideal mix of casual and cheeky.
• Comfort Meets Ambition: Made from 100% ethically grown US cotton, this tee is soft enough to keep you comfortable through those long nights building your empire.

Product Details

• Material: 100% Ethically Grown US Cotton—because even when funds are low, your ethics stay high.
• Sizes Available: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
• Fit: Relaxed fit, perfect for pitching, networking, or just hustling.
• Discover the convenience of Express 2-day delivery across the US (except Alaska and Hawaii) for the fastest service possible.

Ready to show the world you're worth the investment? Add the "Please Fund Me" shirt to your cart today and wear your ambitions proudly.

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

• US deliveries: 2-7 business days
• EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
• International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Do not iron, Do not dryclean.

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC. For adults. Made in Nicaragua.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY