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Please Fund Me hat

Please Fund Me hat

Regular price $34.77 USD
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Introducing the "Please Fund Me" hat—because sometimes your pitch deck isn’t enough, and a little headwear can say it all.

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Description

This hat is the ultimate accessory for the hustling entrepreneur, the startup dreamer, or anyone who's ever needed a little extra cash (and a lot of caffeine). Wear it to your next VC meeting or just for laughs—either way, you’ll be making a statement.

Why You’d Love It

  • Silent Pitch: For those days when you’ve already given your best elevator pitch 10 times, let the hat do the talking. It’s a cheeky reminder that your next big idea is always one investment away.
  • Effortlessly Cool: Whether you’re in the office, at a networking event, or on the street corner pitching your app, this hat adds a stylish touch with a sprinkle of hustle.
  • Comfortable Hustle: With an adjustable strap and breathable fabric, this hat is perfect for long days of brainstorming, fundraising, or just chilling while you wait for the funding to roll in.

Product Details

  • Material: High-quality cotton blend—because when it comes to hats and startups, durability matters.
  • Fit: Adjustable strap for a perfect, comfortable fit.
  • Design: Embroidered lettering that makes it clear: "Please fund me" is both a request and a lifestyle.

Ready to wear your funding goals on your sleeve (or, in this case, your head)? Add the "Please Fund Me" hat to your cart today and let everyone know you’re ready for that investment.

Shipping Information

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

  • US deliveries: 2-7 business days
  • EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
  • International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions

Care instructions: Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.

Product information: OTTO Cap 18-253, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Disclaimer: This product is designed for humor and entertainment purposes, offering a satirical take on historical events. It is not intended to glorify or endorse any unethical behaviors associated with its cultural reference.

Do you ship internationally or only to finance bros in New York?

We ship worldwide — including Ireland, Belgium, and anywhere else bros are pretending to read earnings reports. Shipping times vary, but you'll get tracking faster than your stocks tank.

What payment methods do you accept?

We accept major credit cards (Visa, MasterCard, American Express), PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and store gift cards.

How can I track my order?

The moment your order ships, we’ll email you a tracking link. Click it, stalk it, refresh it obsessively — we get it.

Shipping updates come straight from our fulfillment partner, so you'll always know if your package is on time or pulling a Q4 earnings surprise.

How does sizing work? Should I go up if I’ve been skipping the gym?

Fits true to size, but if you’ve been hitting the bulking cycle (or just hitting the snacks), size up. Check our size guide before making impulsive decisions, such as buying altcoins you've never heard of.

What's the return policy in case I get roasted too hard?

We accept returns within 14 days of the delivery date. Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in their original packaging with tags attached. Please refer to our Return Policy for more details.

What are your customer service hours?

Our customer service team is available Monday to Friday, from 9 AM to 6 PM (EST). You can reach our customer service team via email at support@financebrooutfit.com

Can I wear this to actual work or is it just for memes?

100% work-appropriate — unless you work at a bank that still thinks casual Friday is a trap. Pair the shirt, hoodie or vest with a quarter zip, and you’re basically getting promoted.