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Goodbye Silicon Valley, Hello Solana shirt

Goodbye Silicon Valley, Hello Solana shirt

$25.72 USD
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Introducing the "Goodbye Silicon Valley, Hello Solana" shirt—because who needs old-school tech hubs when you’ve got blockchain dreams and a fast-growing crypto future? Whether you’re tired of traditional tech or just ready to make waves in Web3, this shirt gives a cheeky nod to the past while embracing the future of decentralized finance.

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Perfect for crypto enthusiasts, DeFi builders, and anyone who’s already packed their virtual bags for Solana.

Why You’d Love It

  • Crypto Cool: Show you’re ahead of the curve by bidding farewell to Silicon Valley’s dot-com era and saying hello to Solana’s lightning-fast transactions and the decentralized future.
  • Trendsetter Style: Ideal for crypto meetups, blockchain conferences, or just flexing your Web3 knowledge at the coffee shop. This shirt tells the world you're part of the new financial frontier.
  • Soft and Sustainable: Made from 100% ethically grown US cotton, this shirt feels as good as making gains in a bull market—comfortable enough for late-night crypto research or casual NFT browsing.

Product Details

  • Material: 100% Ethically Grown US Cotton—because sustainability should be as important as decentralization.
  • Sizes Available: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
  • Fit: Relaxed fit, perfect for chilling in your crypto portfolio or exploring the next big Web3 opportunity.

 

Ready to leave Silicon Valley behind and embrace the crypto future? Add the "Goodbye Silicon Valley, Hello Solana" shirt to your cart and wear your new allegiance with pride.

Shipping Information

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

  • US deliveries: 2-7 business days
  • EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
  • International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions

Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Do not iron, Do not dryclean.

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC. For adults. Made in Nicaragua.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Disclaimer: This product is designed for humor and entertainment purposes, offering a satirical take on historical events. It is not intended to glorify or endorse any unethical behaviors associated with its cultural reference.

Frequently Asked Questions

All the information you need for a smooth shopping experience. Find quick answers to your most common questions about ordering, shipping, returns, and more.

Do you ship internationally or only to finance bros in New York?

We ship worldwide — including Ireland, Belgium, and anywhere else bros are pretending to read earnings reports. Shipping times vary, but you'll get tracking faster than your stocks tank.

What payment methods do you accept?

We accept major credit cards (Visa, MasterCard, American Express), PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and store gift cards.

How can I track my order?

The moment your order ships, we’ll email you a tracking link. Click it, stalk it, refresh it obsessively — we get it.

Shipping updates come straight from our fulfillment partner, so you'll always know if your package is on time or pulling a Q4 earnings surprise.

How does sizing work? Should I go up if I’ve been skipping the gym?

Fits true to size, but if you’ve been hitting the bulking cycle (or just hitting the snacks), size up. Check our size guide before making impulsive decisions, such as buying altcoins you've never heard of.

What's the return policy in case I get roasted too hard?

We accept returns within 14 days of the delivery date. Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in their original packaging with tags attached. Please refer to our Return Policy for more details.

What are your customer service hours?

Our customer service team is available Monday to Friday, from 9 AM to 6 PM (EST). You can reach our customer service team via email at support@financebrooutfit.com

Can I wear this to actual work or is it just for memes?

100% work-appropriate — unless you work at a bank that still thinks casual Friday is a trap. Pair the shirt, hoodie or vest with a quarter zip, and you’re basically getting promoted.