This tee takes inspiration from one of the most infamous chapters in financial history, blending comfort with a pinch of satirical flair. Perfect for the finance pro who’s done their research (and due diligence), this shirt gives a whole new meaning to the term “investment wear.”

Why You’ll Love It:

• Sharp Satire: For those who know that in finance, sometimes what goes up… well, you know the rest. This shirt is a nod to those notorious ‘guaranteed returns.’
• Unbeatable Conversation Starter: Whether you’re at a networking event or happy hour, this shirt lets you show off your savvy sense of humor.
• All-Day Comfort: Because this shirt’s the only thing you’ll own that’s truly risk-free.

Product Details:

• Material: Made from premium 100% cotton, offering a comfort level that’s practically a safe haven.
• Sizes Available: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL—no exclusive entry here; everyone’s welcome.
• Fit: Classic fit, comfortable enough to make it through both bull and bear markets.

Add the Madoff Shirt to your collection and let everyone know that you know the difference between a solid investment and, well, something else entirely. After all, staying savvy never goes out of style!

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

• US deliveries: 2-7 business days
• EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
• International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Do not iron, Do not dryclean.

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC. For adults. Made in Nicaragua.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY