Why You’d Love It

• Irony at Its Best: This shirt calls out one of finance’s biggest clichés with a wink. It’s a light-hearted way to remind everyone that no investment is truly risk-free, but your style can be.
• Finance Insider Vibe: Wear this to your next meeting, happy hour, or casual outing, and watch the finance crowd chuckle knowingly. It’s the perfect conversation starter for anyone who’s seen through a “guaranteed” pitch.
• Ultimate Comfort: Made from 100% ethically grown US cotton, this shirt is as soft as the promises you’ve been sold—but with a lot more truth behind it.

Product Details

• Material: 100% Ethically Grown US Cotton—because while returns aren’t guaranteed, sustainability can be.
• Sizes Available: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
• Fit: Relaxed fit for all-day comfort, even if your investments don’t pan out that way.

Add the "Guaranteed Returns" shirt to your cart today, because while returns might be a myth, looking good doesn’t have to be.

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

• US deliveries: 2-7 business days
• EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
• International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Do not iron, Do not dryclean.

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC. For adults. Made in Nicaragua.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY