This stylish cap pays homage to the, let’s say, innovative financial models of yesteryear. Whether you’re in accounting, investment banking, or just appreciate a good satirical twist, this hat is your way of keeping it shady—but legally.
Why You’ll Love It:
- Finance Humor at Its Best: Only those in the know will understand the inside joke, making this hat an instant bond with fellow finance enthusiasts.
- Bold Statement: Let everyone know you’re aware of the pitfalls of “too-good-to-be-true” returns while looking effortlessly cool.
- Comfort with Character: Made from premium materials, because unlike certain investments, we’re all about transparency and quality.
Product Details:
- Material: 100% breathable cotton, for cool heads and smart investors.
- Color Options: Black, Charcoal, and Navy—colors as deep as those ‘creative’ spreadsheets.
- Adjustable Fit: One size fits all, from rookie traders to hedge fund legends.
Wear the Madoff Ponzi Department Hat and show off your skepticism in style. After all, you know what they say—if you can’t beat ’em, at least look like you saw it coming!
Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.
Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:
- US deliveries: 2-7 business days
- EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
- International deliveries: 5-20 business days
Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.
For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.