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Wen Lambo? shirt

Wen Lambo? shirt

Regular price $25.72 USD
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Introducing the "Wen Lambo?" shirt—perfect for those who know that the only question that really matters in crypto is when you’re getting that Lambo. Whether you’re deep in the world of altcoins, dodging FOMO, or just hodling for dear life, this shirt is a nod to every moonshot dreamer out there.

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Description

It’s the ultimate attire for anyone who understands that no pump is too high, and no dip is too deep, as long as the Lambo is on the horizon. Wear it to your next crypto meetup, or just around town—because who knows, maybe today’s the day!

Why You’d Love It

  • Crypto Culture Staple: This shirt is a must-have for anyone who lives and breathes crypto. Whether you’re day trading or just waiting for that one coin to moon, it’s the perfect way to show you’re in the game.
  • Guaranteed to Spark Conversations: Spot fellow crypto enthusiasts and start discussions about the latest coins, trends, and of course, when that Lambo is finally coming. Expect knowing nods and maybe even some insider tips.
  • Comfort for the Long Haul: Made from 100% ethically grown US cotton, this medium-heavy fabric blend is designed for comfort—because hodling isn’t easy, but at least your shirt can be.

Product Details

  • Material: 100% Ethically Grown US Cotton
  • Sizes Available: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
  • Fit: Casual and confident—perfect for the crypto grind and those high-stakes trading sessions.

Add the "Wen Lambo?" shirt to your cart today and wear your crypto dreams loud and proud.

Shipping Information

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

  • US deliveries: 2-7 business days
  • EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
  • International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions

Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Do not iron, Do not dryclean.

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC. For adults. Made in Nicaragua.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Disclaimer: This product is designed for humor and entertainment purposes, offering a satirical take on historical events. It is not intended to glorify or endorse any unethical behaviors associated with its cultural reference.

Do you ship internationally or only to finance bros in New York?

We ship worldwide — including Ireland, Belgium, and anywhere else bros are pretending to read earnings reports. Shipping times vary, but you'll get tracking faster than your stocks tank.

What payment methods do you accept?

We accept major credit cards (Visa, MasterCard, American Express), PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and store gift cards.

How can I track my order?

The moment your order ships, we’ll email you a tracking link. Click it, stalk it, refresh it obsessively — we get it.

Shipping updates come straight from our fulfillment partner, so you'll always know if your package is on time or pulling a Q4 earnings surprise.

How does sizing work? Should I go up if I’ve been skipping the gym?

Fits true to size, but if you’ve been hitting the bulking cycle (or just hitting the snacks), size up. Check our size guide before making impulsive decisions, such as buying altcoins you've never heard of.

What's the return policy in case I get roasted too hard?

We accept returns within 14 days of the delivery date. Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in their original packaging with tags attached. Please refer to our Return Policy for more details.

What are your customer service hours?

Our customer service team is available Monday to Friday, from 9 AM to 6 PM (EST). You can reach our customer service team via email at support@financebrooutfit.com

Can I wear this to actual work or is it just for memes?

100% work-appropriate — unless you work at a bank that still thinks casual Friday is a trap. Pair the shirt, hoodie or vest with a quarter zip, and you’re basically getting promoted.