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VC shirt

VC shirt

Regular price $25.72 USD
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Introducing the "Venture Capitalist" T-shirt—perfect for those who invest in startups and shake hands like they’re writing million-dollar checks. This shirt is for the high-risk, high-reward players who live for the pitch meetings, the term sheets, and the thrill of finding the next unicorn.

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Description

Whether you’re in Silicon Valley or just dream of disrupting industries, this tee lets you flaunt your VC swagger in style—because why let your portfolio do all the talking?

Why You’d Love It

  • Investor Swagger: Wear this shirt as a reminder that you’re always one deal away from changing the world (or at least from getting a solid ROI).
  • Deal Magnet: Perfect for networking events or startup pitch sessions—because nothing says “I’m a big deal” like casually mentioning you’ve got dry powder while wearing this tee.
  • Comfort with a Side of Equity: Made from 100% ethically grown US cotton, this shirt keeps you comfortable while you strategize your next 10x return.

Product Details

  • Material: 100% Ethically Grown US Cotton—just like your startup ethics, we hope.
  • Sizes Available: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
  • Fit: Casual yet confident—like your elevator pitch.

Ready to look the part of the next big thing in venture capital? Add the "Venture Capitalist" T-shirt to your cart today and show the world you’re always in it for the upside.

Discover the convenience of Express 2-day delivery across the US (except Alaska and Hawaii) for the fastest service possible.

Shipping Information

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

  • US deliveries: 2-7 business days
  • EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
  • International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions

Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Do not iron, Do not dryclean.

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC. For adults. Made in Nicaragua.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Disclaimer: This product is designed for humor and entertainment purposes, offering a satirical take on historical events. It is not intended to glorify or endorse any unethical behaviors associated with its cultural reference.

Do you ship internationally or only to finance bros in New York?

We ship worldwide — including Ireland, Belgium, and anywhere else bros are pretending to read earnings reports. Shipping times vary, but you'll get tracking faster than your stocks tank.

What payment methods do you accept?

We accept major credit cards (Visa, MasterCard, American Express), PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and store gift cards.

How can I track my order?

The moment your order ships, we’ll email you a tracking link. Click it, stalk it, refresh it obsessively — we get it.

Shipping updates come straight from our fulfillment partner, so you'll always know if your package is on time or pulling a Q4 earnings surprise.

How does sizing work? Should I go up if I’ve been skipping the gym?

Fits true to size, but if you’ve been hitting the bulking cycle (or just hitting the snacks), size up. Check our size guide before making impulsive decisions, such as buying altcoins you've never heard of.

What's the return policy in case I get roasted too hard?

We accept returns within 14 days of the delivery date. Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in their original packaging with tags attached. Please refer to our Return Policy for more details.

What are your customer service hours?

Our customer service team is available Monday to Friday, from 9 AM to 6 PM (EST). You can reach our customer service team via email at support@financebrooutfit.com

Can I wear this to actual work or is it just for memes?

100% work-appropriate — unless you work at a bank that still thinks casual Friday is a trap. Pair the shirt, hoodie or vest with a quarter zip, and you’re basically getting promoted.