This tumbler is for:

• analysts who have stared at a position too long
• traders pretending the drawdown is temporary
• investors with one holding doing emotional damage
• finance teams fluent in unrealized pain
• coworkers who understand performance reviews and portfolio reviews can both hurt

The Underperforming Asset Tumbler takes a classic finance insult and puts it where it belongs: next to your keyboard, your spreadsheet, and your questionable allocation decisions.

Use it for coffee, water, or the quiet acceptance that some assets have “long-term potential” because selling would make the loss real. Finance Bro makes merch for people who know that not every chart deserves optimism.

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

• US deliveries: 2-7 business days
• EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
• International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions
- Hand wash only

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as p
er Directive 1999/44/EC