This sweatshirt is for:

• finance workers managing chaos with a straight face
• analysts rebuilding files five minutes before a call
• traders watching red candles like weather reports
• office people surviving pressure with deadpan humor
• gift buyers shopping for relatable work merch

The sweatshirt captures the quiet panic of modern work without needing a long explanation. It is comfortable, readable, and built for days when the plan is simply to remain operational.

Wear it at home, on casual workdays, or during any moment where panic would be rational but unproductive. Finance Bro makes merch for people who call disaster management “Tuesday.”

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

• US deliveries: 2-7 business days
• EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
• International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean.

Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC. Made in Nicaragua

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY