You don’t need to know the meme to get it.
But if you’ve worked long enough, you’ve lived it.

This calendar is for:

• people managing work, money, and expectations simultaneously
• accountants closing months that never really close
• finance and ops teams watching forecasts drift
• startup and corporate workers surviving one quarter at a time
• coworkers who appreciate humor without commentary

It sits on a desk where deadlines live. A small reminder that calm persistence is sometimes the only available strategy. Each page flips forward, regardless of conditions.

Designed as a desktop calendar, it’s practical first. Easy to read. Easy to place. The joke stays subtle and becomes funnier with repetition.

It also works well as a gift. Especially for coworkers, accountants, and teams who share the same understated sense of humor.

Product features:

- 10" x 5" size fits small desks and shelves
- Bright, vibrant printing on 250gsm matte paper
- Black metal spiral binding with black tent-card backing
- Includes full 2026 month grid for quick reference
- Paper sourced and assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

• US deliveries: 2-7 business days
• EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
• International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC