This sweatshirt is for:

• corporate scandal fans who own too many lessons
• startup workers who know traction needs proof
• finance people who distrust charisma without numbers
• operators who prefer validation over vibes
• friends who like clean merch with cursed business context

The theranos sweatshirt is soft on the outside and extremely uncomfortable as a business reference. It is for anyone who remembers that a great story can still fail a very basic reality check.

Wear it while reading about startups, working from home, or watching someone pitch a miracle with no operational detail. Some red flags deserve better merch.

Finance Bro makes pieces for people who know business history is funnier when the cap table starts sweating.

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

• US deliveries: 2-7 business days
• EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
• International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean.

Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC. Made in Nicaragua

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY