This shirt is for:

• startup people who love ambition with consequences
• finance fans who remember due diligence exists for a reason
• office cynics with a taste for corporate scandals
• founder friends who think the pitch deck was the product
• anyone who enjoys fraud lore without joining the cap table

The theranos shirt is startup satire with a very expensive lesson attached. It is simple, infamous, and built for people who know that vision is not a substitute for working technology.

Wear it around founders, finance people, or anyone who still says “fake it till you make it” too confidently. Some jokes require a board meeting and a federal investigation.

Finance Bro makes merch for people who enjoy business history when the optimism gets prosecuted.

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

• US deliveries: 2-7 business days
• EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
• International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Do not iron, Do not dryclean.

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC. For adults. Made in Nicaragua.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY