This mug is for:

• founders who drink coffee while reading cautionary tales
• finance people who distrust hockey-stick charts on sight
• startup workers with a healthy fear of overpromising
• office cynics who prefer their fraud history hot
• friends who love scandal merch with actual business lessons

The theranos mug turns one of startup history’s biggest reality gaps into a desk-ready warning label. It is for coffee, due diligence, and quietly judging visionary claims that arrive without evidence.

Use it during pitch reviews, operator calls, or any meeting where someone says “revolutionary” too early. Good coffee helps. Working technology helps more.

Finance Bro merch is made for people who know trust is earned, audited, and sometimes subpoenaed.

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

• US deliveries: 2-7 business days
• EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
• International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY