This hoodie is for:

• startup people who survived too many vision decks
• finance teams allergic to unsupported claims
• founders who know hype is not a moat
• corporate scandal fans who prefer warm, wearable skepticism
• friends who enjoy business history with teeth

The theranos hoodie wraps one of the most infamous startup lessons in something comfortable enough for late-night work. It is for people who believe ambition is great, but functioning products are better.

Wear it while building, reviewing deals, or quietly questioning metrics that look too magical. It is cozy, but the reference is not.

Finance Bro turns business cautionary tales into merch for people who read the footnotes before the headlines.

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

• US deliveries: 2-7 business days
• EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
• International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean