This hat is for:

• startup skeptics who like quiet red-flag fashion
• finance people who remember the cost of unchecked hype
• founders with enough self-awareness to laugh carefully
• corporate scandal fans who prefer subtle references
• friends who want a hat with pitch-deck trauma built in

The theranos hat keeps the reference simple and lets the history do the work. It is a wearable reminder that sometimes the most confident company in the room is also the one you should diligence hardest.

Wear it when you want a clean business scandal joke without writing a full case study on your forehead. The right people will get it instantly.

Finance Bro makes merch for people who know the gap between narrative and numbers is where the expensive lessons live.

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

• US deliveries: 2-7 business days
• EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
• International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions: Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.

Product information: OTTO Cap 18-253, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY