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Tax Evasion shirt

Tax Evasion shirt

Regular price $25.72 USD
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Introducing the Tax Evasion shirt – a playful homage to the art of dodging the taxman (without actually doing anything illegal). Perfect for finance geeks who appreciate a bit of dark humor, this shirt is for those who know that while tax evasion may be a crime, laughing about it is definitely not.

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Description

Whether you’re attending a finance meet-up or just relaxing with friends, this shirt lets you flaunt your cheeky side while keeping things legal and light-hearted.

Why You’d Love It

  • Witty and Wild: Celebrate your inner rebel with a shirt that humorously tips its hat to the age-old practice of skirting tax obligations. It’s the perfect way to show you have a sharp wit and a sense of financial adventure.
  • Icebreaker Extraordinaire: This shirt is guaranteed to spark conversations and get some laughs—whether you’re mingling with fellow finance pros or just hanging out with friends who appreciate a clever joke.
  • Comfort with a Chuckle: Crafted from 100% ethically grown US cotton, this medium-heavy fabric blend offers supreme comfort—because who says you can’t enjoy a little levity while staying cozy?

Product Details

  • Material: 100% Ethically Grown US Cotton
  • Sizes Available: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
  • Fit: Relaxed and cheeky—perfect for when you want to show off your humor without getting into hot water.

Ready to add a little humor to your wardrobe? Add the Tax Evasion shirt to your cart today and wear your playful side with pride.

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Shipping Information

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

  • US deliveries: 2-7 business days
  • EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
  • International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions

Care instructions: Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.

Product information: OTTO Cap 18-253, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Disclaimer: This product is designed for humor and entertainment purposes, offering a satirical take on historical events. It is not intended to glorify or endorse any unethical behaviors associated with its cultural reference.

Do you ship internationally or only to finance bros in New York?

We ship worldwide — including Ireland, Belgium, and anywhere else bros are pretending to read earnings reports. Shipping times vary, but you'll get tracking faster than your stocks tank.

What payment methods do you accept?

We accept major credit cards (Visa, MasterCard, American Express), PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and store gift cards.

How can I track my order?

The moment your order ships, we’ll email you a tracking link. Click it, stalk it, refresh it obsessively — we get it.

Shipping updates come straight from our fulfillment partner, so you'll always know if your package is on time or pulling a Q4 earnings surprise.

How does sizing work? Should I go up if I’ve been skipping the gym?

Fits true to size, but if you’ve been hitting the bulking cycle (or just hitting the snacks), size up. Check our size guide before making impulsive decisions, such as buying altcoins you've never heard of.

What's the return policy in case I get roasted too hard?

We accept returns within 14 days of the delivery date. Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in their original packaging with tags attached. Please refer to our Return Policy for more details.

What are your customer service hours?

Our customer service team is available Monday to Friday, from 9 AM to 6 PM (EST). You can reach our customer service team via email at support@financebrooutfit.com

Can I wear this to actual work or is it just for memes?

100% work-appropriate — unless you work at a bank that still thinks casual Friday is a trap. Pair the shirt, hoodie or vest with a quarter zip, and you’re basically getting promoted.