Whether you’re closing deals or just closing your laptop after a long day of pretending to work, this shirt speaks volumes. It’s more than just fabric; it’s a conversation starter for anyone fluent in the language of leverage and loopholes. Pair it with your sharpest blazer for a boardroom-ready look that says, "I know how to bend the rules – but don’t worry, I won’t break them… often."

Why You'd Love It

• Scandalously Iconic: Wearing the Stratton Oakmont logo is like wearing a badge of dubious honor. It’s a nod to those who know that the road to success is sometimes paved with questionable decisions.
• Conversation Starter: Spot fellow finance aficionados in the wild when they recognize the logo. It’s a secret handshake for the scandalously savvy.
• Year-Round Comfort: Made from 100% ethically grown US cotton, this shirt offers medium-heavy fabric that’s perfect for every season – whether you're dodging insider tips or just the office air conditioning.

Product Details

• Material: 100% Ethically Grown US Cotton
• Sizes Available: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
• Fit: Tailored to be comfortable yet sharp, just like your favorite investment strategy.

Ready to wear a piece of Wall Street’s most notorious history? Add the Stratton Oakmont shirt to your cart today and show the world that finance is more than just numbers – it’s a story of triumph, turbulence, and the occasional SEC investigation.

Discover the convenience of Express 2-day delivery across the US (except Alaska and Hawaii) for the fastest service possible.

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

• US deliveries: 2-7 business days
• EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
• International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Do not iron, Do not dryclean.

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC. For adults. Made in Nicaragua.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY