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Stratton Oakmont Koozie

Stratton Oakmont Koozie

Regular price $12.87 USD
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This koozie is a history lesson you can hold. Stratton Oakmont isn’t nostalgia. It’s a reminder of what happens when incentives outrun controls and confidence replaces oversight. The name still lands because everyone knows the story, even if they pretend not to enjoy the audacity.

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Description

If you’ve worked in sales, finance, or any performance-driven culture, the reference clicks immediately.

This koozie is for:

  • sales professionals who understand volume solves everything until it doesn’t

  • finance and compliance people who saw the movie and the footnotes

  • accountants and lawyers who clean up after momentum

  • coworkers with shared context and dark humor

  • anyone who enjoys a reference that makes people pause

The design stays clean and readable. No graphics. No explanation. Just a line that turns a casual drink into commentary. Keeps cans cold through parties, rooftops, barbecues, and conversations that eventually drift toward “how did that ever work?”

Size:

  Regular Can Slim Can
Height, in 4.30 6.00
Diameter, in 3.50 3.50


Shipping Information

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

  • US deliveries: 2-7 business days
  • EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
  • International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions

Care instructions
- Wipe with a damp cloth, air dry or use a soft, non-abrasive cloth

Product information: OTTO Cap 18-253, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Disclaimer: This product is designed for humor and entertainment purposes, offering a satirical take on historical events. It is not intended to glorify or endorse any unethical behaviors associated with its cultural reference.

Do you ship internationally or only to finance bros in New York?

We ship worldwide — including Ireland, Belgium, and anywhere else bros are pretending to read earnings reports. Shipping times vary, but you'll get tracking faster than your stocks tank.

How does sizing work? Should I go up if I’ve been skipping the gym?

Fits true to size, but if you’ve been hitting the bulking cycle (or just hitting the snacks), size up. Check our size guide before making impulsive decisions, such as buying altcoins you've never heard of.

What's the return policy (in case I get roasted too hard)?

We accept returns within 14 days of the delivery date. Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in their original packaging with tags attached. Please refer to our Return Policy for more details.

Can I wear this to actual work or is it just for memes?

100% work-appropriate — unless you work at a bank that still thinks casual Friday is a trap. Pair the shirt, hoodie or vest with a quarter zip, and you’re basically getting promoted.