If you’ve worked in sales, finance, or any performance-driven culture, the reference clicks immediately.

This koozie is for:

• sales professionals who understand volume solves everything until it doesn’t

• finance and compliance people who saw the movie and the footnotes

• accountants and lawyers who clean up after momentum

• coworkers with shared context and dark humor

• anyone who enjoys a reference that makes people pause

The design stays clean and readable. No graphics. No explanation. Just a line that turns a casual drink into commentary. Keeps cans cold through parties, rooftops, barbecues, and conversations that eventually drift toward “how did that ever work?”

Size:

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

• US deliveries: 2-7 business days
• EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
• International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions
- Wipe with a damp cloth, air dry or use a soft, non-abrasive cloth

Product information: OTTO Cap 18-253, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY