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Stonks Meme mug

Stonks Meme mug

Regular price $14.57 USD
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Introducing the "Stonks" Meme Mug—because coffee isn’t the only thing going up in value. Perfect for finance nerds, meme lovers, and anyone who knows that markets (and mornings) have their ups and downs.

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Description

This mug is the ideal way to start your day, whether you're strategizing your next big investment or just trying to survive your first Zoom call.

Why You’d Love It

  • Meme-Worthy Sips: Sip your coffee with a side of humor. The "Stonks" meme is a classic for a reason—because sometimes, logic and market trends just don't mix.
  • Perfect Icebreaker: Whether in the office or on a virtual call, this mug is sure to spark conversations and camaraderie among fellow finance enthusiasts and meme aficionados.
  • Durability Meets Humor: Made from high-quality ceramic, this mug is built to last—just like your commitment to watching the market fluctuate (and maybe your caffeine habit).

Product Details

  • Material: High-quality ceramic—perfect for long market hours and even longer coffee breaks.
  • Capacity: 11oz of fuel for those pre-market mornings or post-market wrap-ups.
  • Design: Dishwasher and microwave safe, because who has time for handwashing between trades?

Ready to show the world that, much like your portfolio, you’re always brewing something good? Add the "Stonks" Meme mug to your cart and let every sip remind you that success is always just a meme away.

Shipping Information

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

  • US deliveries: 2-7 business days
  • EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
  • International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions

Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Disclaimer: This product is designed for humor and entertainment purposes, offering a satirical take on historical events. It is not intended to glorify or endorse any unethical behaviors associated with its cultural reference.

Do you ship internationally or only to finance bros in New York?

We ship worldwide — including Ireland, Belgium, and anywhere else bros are pretending to read earnings reports. Shipping times vary, but you'll get tracking faster than your stocks tank.

What payment methods do you accept?

We accept major credit cards (Visa, MasterCard, American Express), PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and store gift cards.

How can I track my order?

The moment your order ships, we’ll email you a tracking link. Click it, stalk it, refresh it obsessively — we get it.

Shipping updates come straight from our fulfillment partner, so you'll always know if your package is on time or pulling a Q4 earnings surprise.

How does sizing work? Should I go up if I’ve been skipping the gym?

Fits true to size, but if you’ve been hitting the bulking cycle (or just hitting the snacks), size up. Check our size guide before making impulsive decisions, such as buying altcoins you've never heard of.

What's the return policy in case I get roasted too hard?

We accept returns within 14 days of the delivery date. Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in their original packaging with tags attached. Please refer to our Return Policy for more details.

What are your customer service hours?

Our customer service team is available Monday to Friday, from 9 AM to 6 PM (EST). You can reach our customer service team via email at support@financebrooutfit.com

Can I wear this to actual work or is it just for memes?

100% work-appropriate — unless you work at a bank that still thinks casual Friday is a trap. Pair the shirt, hoodie or vest with a quarter zip, and you’re basically getting promoted.