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Stonks Go Up hat

Stonks Go Up hat

Regular price $34.93 USD
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Introducing the "Stonks Go Up" hat—because no matter what, the market always finds a way, right?

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This hat is for those who believe in the power of positive thinking (and memes). Whether you're a finance enthusiast, a meme connoisseur, or just someone who loves a good laugh, this hat lets you show off your market optimism with style.

Why You’d Love It

  • Meme On-Point: Perfect for anyone who lives by the mantra that stonks only go up. It's a fun and lighthearted way to wear your financial philosophy on your head.
  • Effortless Cool: This hat blends humor with style, making it ideal for any occasion—from market rallies to casual weekends.
  • Comfort You Can Count On: With an adjustable strap and breathable fabric, this hat offers a perfect fit for all-day wear, whether the market's bullish or bearish.

Product Details

  • Material: 100% Cotton—because quality should always go up.
  • Fit: Adjustable strap for a comfortable, personalized fit.
  • Style: Embroidered design that’s as sharp as your investment strategy.

Ready to top off your look with some meme-worthy humor? Add the "Stonks Go Up" hat to your cart today and let your headwear do the talking.

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

  • US deliveries: 2-7 business days
  • EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
  • International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions: Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.

Product information: OTTO Cap 18-253, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Disclaimer: This product is designed for humor and entertainment purposes, offering a satirical take on historical events. It is not intended to glorify or endorse any unethical behaviors associated with its cultural reference.

Do you ship internationally or only to finance bros in New York?

We ship worldwide — including Ireland, Belgium, and anywhere else bros are pretending to read earnings reports. Shipping times vary, but you'll get tracking faster than your stocks tank.

What payment methods do you accept?

We accept major credit cards (Visa, MasterCard, American Express), PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and store gift cards.

How can I track my order?

The moment your order ships, we’ll email you a tracking link. Click it, stalk it, refresh it obsessively — we get it.

Shipping updates come straight from our fulfillment partner, so you'll always know if your package is on time or pulling a Q4 earnings surprise.

How does sizing work? Should I go up if I’ve been skipping the gym?

Fits true to size, but if you’ve been hitting the bulking cycle (or just hitting the snacks), size up. Check our size guide before making impulsive decisions, such as buying altcoins you've never heard of.

What's the return policy in case I get roasted too hard?

We accept returns within 14 days of the delivery date. Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in their original packaging with tags attached. Please refer to our Return Policy for more details.

What are your customer service hours?

Our customer service team is available Monday to Friday, from 9 AM to 6 PM (EST). You can reach our customer service team via email at support@financebrooutfit.com

Can I wear this to actual work or is it just for memes?

100% work-appropriate — unless you work at a bank that still thinks casual Friday is a trap. Pair the shirt, hoodie or vest with a quarter zip, and you’re basically getting promoted.