This candle is for:

• auditors with instincts stronger than the client explanation
• accountants who know suspicious timing when they see it
• finance teams watching numbers arrive with too much confidence
• compliance people who say “interesting” instead of panicking
• gift buyers looking for fraud humor that belongs near a laptop

Smells Like Fraud But Sure is a candle for the moment when the story technically works, but your soul disagrees.

Light it during review, reconciliation, or any meeting where everyone is pretending the variance is normal. Finance Bro makes accounting humor for people who know skepticism is a professional asset.

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

• US deliveries: 2-7 business days
• EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
• International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions: Before burning, always trim the wick to ¼ inch. Keep the wax pool clear. Always use a candle holder, it should be heat resistant, sturdy, and large enough to contain any drips or melted wax. Burn candles in a well-ventilated room.

Product information: Printed Mint, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY