This candle is for:

• finance bros who think spreadsheets count as atmosphere
• bankers who want their desk to smell like ambition and stress
• analysts living between coffee, models, and bad decisions
• office teams that need a joke before the next forecast
• friends who enjoy luxury branding with unserious financial energy

The Smells Like Finance Bro candle takes the finance stereotype and gives it a scent profile nobody asked for but everyone understands. Think ambition, caffeine, and the faint odor of someone saying “quick model update.”

Use it on a desk, in a home office, or anywhere the vibe needs to move from normal room to leveraged personality. It is less aromatherapy and more brand positioning with a flame.

Finance Bro makes gifts for people who know that sometimes the market is irrational and so is your candle collection.

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

• US deliveries: 2-7 business days
• EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
• International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions: Before burning, always trim the wick to ¼ inch. Keep the wax pool clear. Always use a candle holder, it should be heat resistant, sturdy, and large enough to contain any drips or melted wax. Burn candles in a well-ventilated room.

Product information: Printed Mint, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY