This candle is for:

• accountants who know “creative” is not always a compliment
• finance teams detecting vibes before documentation arrives
• auditors who can smell revenue recognition from another floor
• coworkers who enjoy accounting jokes with fraud-adjacent seasoning
• gift buyers looking for a candle that belongs near a closing binder

Smells like cooking books is a candle for the room where numbers are technically present and emotionally suspicious. It turns accounting paranoia into something you can light on purpose.

Use it during month-end, study sessions, or any evening spent pretending the variance will explain itself. Finance Bro makes desk humor for people who know the books should never smell this interesting.

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

• US deliveries: 2-7 business days
• EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
• International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions: Before burning, always trim the wick to ¼ inch. Keep the wax pool clear. Always use a candle holder, it should be heat resistant, sturdy, and large enough to contain any drips or melted wax. Burn candles in a well-ventilated room.

Product information: Printed Mint, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY