This shirt is for:

• short sellers who enjoy uncomfortable questions
• traders who read footnotes before narratives
• finance people allergic to hype cycles
• investors who believe gravity eventually audits everyone
• market skeptics who like their humor bearish

This shirt turns the anti-hype mindset into a clean finance meme. It works for anyone who has watched a chart go vertical and immediately opened the filings instead of joining the party.

Wear it when the market is euphoric, when the group chat is delusional, or when someone says “this time is different.” Finance Bro makes merch for people who know every story still needs earnings.

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

• US deliveries: 2-7 business days
• EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
• International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Do not iron, Do not dryclean.

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC. For adults. Made in Nicaragua.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY