Description
Description
This shirt is for:
- traders who save green candles and delete red ones
- investors with selective performance reporting
- crypto people curating their PnL like a lifestyle brand
- friends who post wins faster than they accept losses
- anyone whose screenshot folder beats their brokerage statement
The Screenshotting Gains, Ignoring Losses shirt is a brutally honest trading strategy with excellent branding. It is for people who know the portfolio is down, but the story arc still needs highlights.
Wear it around traders, crypto friends, or anyone who has ever cropped out a bad position for emotional efficiency. The market may be efficient, but your narrative does not have to be.
Finance Bro makes merch for people who understand that performance reporting is sometimes just screenshot selection.
Shipping Information
Shipping Information
Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.
Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:
- US deliveries: 2-7 business days
- EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
- International deliveries: 5-20 business days
Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.
For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.
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