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Satoshi Nakamoto shirt

Satoshi Nakamoto shirt

Regular price $25.72 USD
Sale price $25.72 USD Regular price $35.95 USD
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The original Bitcoin flex. The "Satoshi Nakamoto" T-shirt is your passport to crypto coolness, combining minimalist style with maximum impact. Whether you’re explaining blockchain at a party or just dropping cryptic hints about your real identity, this shirt keeps it low-key and legendary.

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Why You’d Love It

  • Silent Flex: A nod to the creator of Bitcoin without screaming, “I sold at $69k.”
  • Hodler Approved: Soft, durable fabric that’s made to last through bull runs and bear markets.
  • Mystery Vibes: Wear it and watch people wonder if you’re the Satoshi Nakamoto.

Product Details

  • Material: 100% ethically sourced, premium cotton for lightweight comfort.
  • Fit: Modern unisex fit that’s perfect for any crypto evangelist.
  • Design: Minimalist “Satoshi Nakamoto” text for the ultimate in subtle sophistication.

Step out like the ghost of Bitcoin past. Add the "Satoshi Nakamoto" T-shirt to your cart and rep the legend who changed money forever.

Shipping Information

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

  • US deliveries: 2-7 business days
  • EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
  • International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions

Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Do not iron, Do not dryclean.

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC. For adults. Made in Nicaragua.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Disclaimer: This product is designed for humor and entertainment purposes, offering a satirical take on historical events. It is not intended to glorify or endorse any unethical behaviors associated with its cultural reference.

Do you ship internationally or only to finance bros in New York?

We ship worldwide — including Ireland, Belgium, and anywhere else bros are pretending to read earnings reports. Shipping times vary, but you'll get tracking faster than your stocks tank.

What payment methods do you accept?

We accept major credit cards (Visa, MasterCard, American Express), PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and store gift cards.

How can I track my order?

The moment your order ships, we’ll email you a tracking link. Click it, stalk it, refresh it obsessively — we get it.

Shipping updates come straight from our fulfillment partner, so you'll always know if your package is on time or pulling a Q4 earnings surprise.

How does sizing work? Should I go up if I’ve been skipping the gym?

Fits true to size, but if you’ve been hitting the bulking cycle (or just hitting the snacks), size up. Check our size guide before making impulsive decisions, such as buying altcoins you've never heard of.

What's the return policy in case I get roasted too hard?

We accept returns within 14 days of the delivery date. Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in their original packaging with tags attached. Please refer to our Return Policy for more details.

What are your customer service hours?

Our customer service team is available Monday to Friday, from 9 AM to 6 PM (EST). You can reach our customer service team via email at support@financebrooutfit.com

Can I wear this to actual work or is it just for memes?

100% work-appropriate — unless you work at a bank that still thinks casual Friday is a trap. Pair the shirt, hoodie or vest with a quarter zip, and you’re basically getting promoted.