Perfect for finance pros, MLM survivors, or anyone who can appreciate the humor in "vertical opportunities," this tee lets you wear your skepticism with pride.

Why You’d Love It

• Cleverly Satirical: For those who know that not all that glitters is gold—or guaranteed. This shirt is a sly wink at those “ground floor” opportunities we’ve all heard about.
• Instant Conversation Starter: Whether you’re at a networking event or just grabbing coffee, this shirt will have everyone smiling (and maybe a little suspicious).
• Comfortably Ironic: Made from 100% ethically grown US cotton, this shirt keeps you comfy while you joke about dubious investments.

Product Details

• Material: 100% Ethically Grown US Cotton—because real value comes from quality.
• Sizes Available: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
• Fit: Relaxed fit that’s as easy as joining the latest "can't-miss opportunity."

Ready to make a statement (without the sales pitch)? Add the "Pyramid Scheme" shirt to your cart today and wear your humor with style.

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

• US deliveries: 2-7 business days
• EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
• International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Do not iron, Do not dryclean.

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC. For adults. Made in Nicaragua.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY