Whether you're hiding your beach house or just your bad habits, this shirt gets straight to the point with a wink and a nudge. Perfect for those who prefer their assets (and jokes) well-protected, it's the ultimate tee for anyone who knows how to keep things low-key and high-value.

Why You’d Love It

• Subtly Hilarious: No need for fine print—this shirt says it all with a cheeky grin. It's for those who like their humor like their accounts: offshore and untouchable.
• Effortlessly Cool: Whether you're lounging poolside or just dodging questions at the office, this shirt has you covered. Casual, confident, and just a little mysterious.
• Comfy as a Tax Haven: Made from 100% ethically grown US cotton, this shirt keeps you comfortable while you laugh all the way to the (offshore) bank.

Product Details

• Material: 100% Ethically Grown US Cotton—because quality and ethics aren’t mutually exclusive.
• Sizes Available: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
• Fit: Relaxed yet sharp—like your offshore strategy.

Ready to rock some international intrigue? Add the "Offshore" T-shirt to your cart today and wear your sense of humor with style.

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

• US deliveries: 2-7 business days
• EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
• International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Do not iron, Do not dryclean.

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC. For adults. Made in Nicaragua.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY