This sticker is for:

• laptops that have seen too many last-minute requests
• water bottles belonging to deadline survivors
• notebooks full of plans that became fire drills
• finance people who prefer blunt boundaries over fake calm
• anyone who wants a small sticker with big refusal energy

The Not Today Satan Sticker is simple, portable, and emotionally efficient. It says what your face cannot always say in a meeting.

Use it on a laptop, notebook, bottle, or anywhere nonsense tends to gather.

Finance Bro makes small-format office merch for people who know one sentence can be better than a whole venting session.

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

• US deliveries: 2-7 business days
• EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
• International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC