This mug is for:

• morning coffee drinkers who need a warning label
• finance teams facing inbox drama before 9 a.m.
• coworkers who understand caffeine as a defensive strategy
• anyone who prefers their mug to set the tone
• professionals who have declined chaos in writing and in spirit

The Not Today Satan Mug turns the first drink of the day into a small act of resistance. It is made for coffee, tea, and the kind of silence that protects everyone involved.

Keep it on your desk when the workload starts acting possessed.

Finance Bro makes drinkware for people who need caffeine, boundaries, and one less ridiculous request.

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

• US deliveries: 2-7 business days
• EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
• International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY