This shirt is for:

• coworkers with referral energy and suspiciously smooth onboarding
• friends who can joke about privilege without needing a footnote
• interns, founders, and office heirs with legacy confidence
• people who understand the hidden ROI of a family network
• gift shoppers looking for sharp workplace satire

The NEPO Hire Shirt says the quiet part out loud in a clean, wearable way. It is funny because every industry has a few hires whose strongest qualification was a contact list with executive access.

Wear it to parties, casual work events, or any room where the punchline lands before the résumé does.

Finance Bro makes shirts for people who know opportunity has distribution channels.

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

• US deliveries: 2-7 business days
• EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
• International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Do not iron, Do not dryclean.

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC. For adults. Made in Nicaragua.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY