This hat is for:

• people whose networking started suspiciously early
• interns with excellent introductions and relaxed confidence
• friends joking about warm leads, legacy access, and family leverage
• office personalities who arrived pre-endorsed
• anyone who knows career mobility sometimes comes with a last name

The NEPO Hire Hat turns inherited access into clean workplace satire. It is bold without needing a logo explanation, because the joke already walks into the room with a referral.

Wear it as a sarcastic flex, a funny office gift, or a quiet tribute to the strongest credential of all: someone making a call.

Finance Bro makes merch for people who know access is an asset class.

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

• US deliveries: 2-7 business days
• EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
• International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions: Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.

Product information: OTTO Cap 18-253, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY