This shirt is for:

• people who understand the power of a family introduction
• friends joking about privilege with impressive self-awareness
• office personalities with private-school networking energy
• anyone who treats access like a very liquid asset
• gift shoppers looking for something bold, clean, and unserious

The NEPO Baby shirt turns a cultural punchline into wearable satire. It works because the phrase is short, loaded, and instantly understood by anyone who has watched opportunity arrive with a last name attached.

Wear it casually, to parties, or anywhere the joke can breathe without needing a pitch deck.

Finance Bro makes shirts for people who know the strongest credential is sometimes a contact list.

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

• US deliveries: 2-7 business days
• EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
• International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Do not iron, Do not dryclean.

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC. For adults. Made in Nicaragua.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY