This koozie is for:

• finance people with spreadsheet-backed car dreams
• Porsche fans waiting for liquidity to improve
• traders mentally pricing a 911 after one green day
• founders who call car obsession motivation
• gift buyers shopping for funny car-finance merch

This koozie keeps the joke simple: the drink is cold, the ambition is expensive, and the portfolio has work to do. It is made for garages, barbecues, race weekends, and finance friends who understand aspirational budgeting.

Use it as a small daily reminder that goals are allowed to be slightly unreasonable. Finance Bro makes merch for people who turn lifestyle inflation into a personality brand.

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

• US deliveries: 2-7 business days
• EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
• International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions
- Wipe with a damp cloth, air dry or use a soft, non-abrasive cloth

Product information: OTTO Cap 18-253, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY