This shirt is for:

• crypto traders waiting for one green candle to fix the month
• friends who still explain their bags like a research thesis
• Bitcoin believers, altcoin gamblers, and wallet-checking optimists
• finance people who know liquidity is mostly a mood
• gift buyers looking for crypto merch that does not pretend to be wise

The Need Money for Crypto shirt says the quiet part out loud: the portfolio wants funding, the thesis wants patience, and the group chat wants screenshots.

Wear it to the gym, the office, or the next bull-market delusion cycle. Finance Bro makes crypto humor for people who know conviction and denial often share the same wallet.

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

• US deliveries: 2-7 business days
• EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
• International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Do not iron, Do not dryclean.

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC. For adults. Made in Nicaragua.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY