This shirt is for:

• NFT people who are still emotionally attached to the JPEG
• crypto traders measuring identity in floor prices
• degenerates who call risk management “vibes”
• friends who survived cartoon animal portfolio theory
• investors whose net worth became a profile picture

The My entire net worth is a cartoon penguin shirt captures the exact moment financial identity became a collectible bird. It is absurd, painful, and somehow still a recognizable investment thesis.

Wear it around crypto friends, NFT survivors, or anyone who understands that “community” once carried a lot of unrealized expectations. The joke is niche, but the damage was broad.

Finance Bro makes merch for people who remember when digital animals were an asset class and self-awareness was the only hedge left.

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

• US deliveries: 2-7 business days
• EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
• International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Do not iron, Do not dryclean.

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC. For adults. Made in Nicaragua.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY