This shirt is for:

• energy and oil-field humor fans
• commodity watchers who enjoy roughneck finance references
• landman culture followers with a dry sense of humor
• finance people who like fictional corporate merch
• friends who dress like the acquisition might close tomorrow

The Mtex Oil Shirt turns a made-up energy company into a wearable inside joke. It feels familiar, slightly suspect, and exactly like something someone would wear while explaining margins too confidently.

Wear it with jeans, under a jacket, or anywhere a fake oil logo can do more storytelling than another generic graphic tee.

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

• US deliveries: 2-7 business days
• EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
• International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Do not iron, Do not dryclean.

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC. For adults. Made in Nicaragua.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY