This hat isn’t just a casual accessory; it’s a twisted declaration that in your world, words are cheap, but money? That’s the only language worth listening to. Perfect for the finance shark or the business mogul who knows that when money speaks, everyone else should probably listen, this hat lets you flaunt your ruthless understanding of the game with a sly grin.
Why You'd Love It
- Cleverly Cutthroat: The "Money Talks" hat is for those who understand that when push comes to shove, the loudest voice in the room is the one with the deepest pockets. It’s the perfect way to announce that you’re fluent in the language of currency and that you’re not afraid to use it.
- Instantly Attention-Grabbing: Wear this hat, and watch as people take notice. It’s a surefire way to get nods of approval from those who get the joke and a few wary glances from those who are just now realizing they should probably be listening a little closer.
- Built to Last Like Your Bank Account: Made from 100% Cotton Twill, this hat is as solid as your financial plans. When life—or your overpriced latte—gets messy, just spot clean it with warm water and dish soap. For tougher stains, a soft bristled brush will have it looking as fresh as your latest deal.
Product Details
- Material: 100% Cotton Twill—durable enough to survive any market crash (or a rough day at the office)
- Fit: Structured, low-fitting design—because when money talks, you better look sharp
- Closure: Adjustable Velcro® closure—ensuring a snug fit, whether you’re counting your cash or counting on it to do the talking
- Care: Spot clean with warm water and dish soap; for stubborn stains, a soft bristled brush—because if money’s talking, your hat should be looking pristine
Ready to let your hat do the talking? Add the "Money Talks" hat to your cart today and show the world that when it comes to getting things done, you know exactly what language to speak.
Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.
Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:
- US deliveries: 2-7 business days
- EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
- International deliveries: 5-20 business days
Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.
For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.