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Money Laundering hoodie

Money Laundering hoodie

Regular price $53.23 USD
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The Money Laundering hoodie is your go-to garment for embracing the art of financial humor with a sly wink. Perfect for the finance aficionado who loves a good joke about questionable ethics, this hoodie lets you stay warm while making a statement that’s as clever as it is controversial.

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Description

Whether you’re binge-watching crime documentaries or just need a cozy companion for those late-night number crunching sessions, this hoodie is sure to keep you both comfortable and laughing.

Why You'd Love It

  • Witty and Bold: The Money Laundering hoodie is for those who appreciate a clever play on words. It’s a perfect conversation starter that shows you’ve got a sharp mind and an even sharper sense of humor.
  • Attention-Grabbing: Whether you’re out for coffee or attending a finance meetup, this hoodie is sure to draw some double-takes and knowing smiles. It’s the ideal piece for those who like their fashion with a side of irony.
  • Cozy Criminal: Made from a medium-heavy blend of 50% ethically-grown US cotton and 50% polyester, this hoodie is as comfortable as it is cheeky. Perfect for keeping warm during those “clean” financial dealings.

Product Details

  • Material: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester
  • Sizes Available: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
  • Ethically Produced: 100% of the cotton used is ethically grown in the USA
  • Fit: Relaxed fit, perfect for layering or wearing solo when you want to let your wardrobe do the talking.

Ready to launder some laughs into your wardrobe? Add the Money Laundering hoodie to your cart today and wear your wit with pride.

Shipping Information

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

  • US deliveries: 2-7 business days
  • EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
  • International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean.

Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC. Made in Bangladesh

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Disclaimer: This product is designed for humor and entertainment purposes, offering a satirical take on historical events. It is not intended to glorify or endorse any unethical behaviors associated with its cultural reference.

Do you ship internationally or only to finance bros in New York?

We ship worldwide — including Ireland, Belgium, and anywhere else bros are pretending to read earnings reports. Shipping times vary, but you'll get tracking faster than your stocks tank.

What payment methods do you accept?

We accept major credit cards (Visa, MasterCard, American Express), PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and store gift cards.

How can I track my order?

The moment your order ships, we’ll email you a tracking link. Click it, stalk it, refresh it obsessively — we get it.

Shipping updates come straight from our fulfillment partner, so you'll always know if your package is on time or pulling a Q4 earnings surprise.

How does sizing work? Should I go up if I’ve been skipping the gym?

Fits true to size, but if you’ve been hitting the bulking cycle (or just hitting the snacks), size up. Check our size guide before making impulsive decisions, such as buying altcoins you've never heard of.

What's the return policy in case I get roasted too hard?

We accept returns within 14 days of the delivery date. Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in their original packaging with tags attached. Please refer to our Return Policy for more details.

What are your customer service hours?

Our customer service team is available Monday to Friday, from 9 AM to 6 PM (EST). You can reach our customer service team via email at support@financebrooutfit.com

Can I wear this to actual work or is it just for memes?

100% work-appropriate — unless you work at a bank that still thinks casual Friday is a trap. Pair the shirt, hoodie or vest with a quarter zip, and you’re basically getting promoted.