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MILF shirt

MILF shirt

Regular price $25.72 USD
Sale price $25.72 USD Regular price $35.95 USD
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Meet your new favorite shirt—the MILF shirt. Equal parts cheeky and classy, this shirt is for the finance aficionado who knows that love for the markets runs deep.

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Description

Whether you’re crunching numbers or just raising eyebrows, this shirt is the ultimate conversation starter for those who live, breathe, and sometimes dream finance. Perfect for turning heads at the office, on the trading floor, or just when you’re out grabbing drinks and subtly flexing your market savvy. It’s more than just a shirt; it’s a statement that says, "Yes, I’m into finance—like, really into finance."

Why You'd Love It

  • Witty and Bold: Flaunt your passion for finance with a playful twist. This shirt lets you wear your love for the markets loud and proud, with a side of humor that’s bound to get a chuckle (and maybe a few double-takes).
  • Networking Gold: Break the ice with fellow finance lovers. Whether they’re into stocks, bonds, or just witty financial wordplay, this shirt is your ticket to unforgettable conversations.
  • All-Day Comfort: Made from 100% ethically grown US cotton, this medium-heavy fabric blend keeps you comfortable from morning meetings to after-hours market analysis.

Product Details

  • Material: 100% Ethically Grown US Cotton
  • Sizes Available: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
  • Fit: Tailored yet comfortable, making it perfect for both work and play.

Ready to express your undying love for finance in style? Add the MILF shirt to your cart today and wear your finance passion with pride—and a touch of humor.

Shipping Information

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

  • US deliveries: 2-7 business days
  • EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
  • International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions

Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Do not iron, Do not dryclean.

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC. For adults. Made in Nicaragua.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Disclaimer: This product is designed for humor and entertainment purposes, offering a satirical take on historical events. It is not intended to glorify or endorse any unethical behaviors associated with its cultural reference.

Do you ship internationally or only to finance bros in New York?

We ship worldwide — including Ireland, Belgium, and anywhere else bros are pretending to read earnings reports. Shipping times vary, but you'll get tracking faster than your stocks tank.

What payment methods do you accept?

We accept major credit cards (Visa, MasterCard, American Express), PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and store gift cards.

How can I track my order?

The moment your order ships, we’ll email you a tracking link. Click it, stalk it, refresh it obsessively — we get it.

Shipping updates come straight from our fulfillment partner, so you'll always know if your package is on time or pulling a Q4 earnings surprise.

How does sizing work? Should I go up if I’ve been skipping the gym?

Fits true to size, but if you’ve been hitting the bulking cycle (or just hitting the snacks), size up. Check our size guide before making impulsive decisions, such as buying altcoins you've never heard of.

What's the return policy in case I get roasted too hard?

We accept returns within 14 days of the delivery date. Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in their original packaging with tags attached. Please refer to our Return Policy for more details.

What are your customer service hours?

Our customer service team is available Monday to Friday, from 9 AM to 6 PM (EST). You can reach our customer service team via email at support@financebrooutfit.com

Can I wear this to actual work or is it just for memes?

100% work-appropriate — unless you work at a bank that still thinks casual Friday is a trap. Pair the shirt, hoodie or vest with a quarter zip, and you’re basically getting promoted.