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Make Money Not Friends hat

Make Money Not Friends hat

Regular price $34.93 USD
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Wearing the "Make Money, Not Friends" hat is like announcing to the world that you’ve got your priorities straight—who needs buddies when you’ve got bank accounts to fill? This hat isn’t just a statement; it’s a mantra for the unapologetically driven, the hustlers who know that success doesn’t always come with a side of small talk.

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Description

Perfect for the go-getter who’s more interested in closing deals than in chit-chat, this hat lets you wear your ambition with a twisted grin that says, “I’m here to win, not to make nice.”

Why You'd Love It

  • Brutally Honest: The "Make Money, Not Friends" hat is for those who understand that, in the game of life, cash trumps camaraderie every time. It’s a bold, twisted way to declare that you’re all about business, with no time for distractions—unless they come with a hefty price tag.
  • Guaranteed to Raise Eyebrows: This hat is bound to spark reactions—whether it’s from those who share your hustle or from people who can’t decide if you’re serious (spoiler: you are). It’s the perfect way to start conversations, make a statement, or just remind people where your true loyalties lie.
  • Built to Endure (Like Your Work Ethic): Made from 100% Cotton Twill, this hat is as solid as your focus on the bottom line. When life—or your extra shot espresso—gets messy, just spot clean it with warm water and dish soap. For those tougher stains, a soft bristled brush will keep it looking as sharp as your negotiation skills.

Product Details

  • Material: 100% Cotton Twill—strong enough to outlast the competition (and the small talk)
  • Fit: Structured, low-fitting design—because when you’re making money, you’ve got to look the part
  • Closure: Adjustable Velcro® closure—ensuring a perfect fit, whether you’re counting cash or closing deals
  • Care: Spot clean with warm water and dish soap; for stubborn stains, a soft bristled brush—because your hat should be as clean as your financial records

Ready to wear your priorities loud and clear? Add the "Make Money, Not Friends" hat to your cart today and let the world know that you’re in it for the gains, not the gossip.

Shipping Information

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

  • US deliveries: 2-7 business days
  • EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
  • International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions

Care instructions: Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.

Product information: OTTO Cap 18-253, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Disclaimer: This product is designed for humor and entertainment purposes, offering a satirical take on historical events. It is not intended to glorify or endorse any unethical behaviors associated with its cultural reference.

Do you ship internationally or only to finance bros in New York?

We ship worldwide — including Ireland, Belgium, and anywhere else bros are pretending to read earnings reports. Shipping times vary, but you'll get tracking faster than your stocks tank.

What payment methods do you accept?

We accept major credit cards (Visa, MasterCard, American Express), PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and store gift cards.

How can I track my order?

The moment your order ships, we’ll email you a tracking link. Click it, stalk it, refresh it obsessively — we get it.

Shipping updates come straight from our fulfillment partner, so you'll always know if your package is on time or pulling a Q4 earnings surprise.

How does sizing work? Should I go up if I’ve been skipping the gym?

Fits true to size, but if you’ve been hitting the bulking cycle (or just hitting the snacks), size up. Check our size guide before making impulsive decisions, such as buying altcoins you've never heard of.

What's the return policy in case I get roasted too hard?

We accept returns within 14 days of the delivery date. Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in their original packaging with tags attached. Please refer to our Return Policy for more details.

What are your customer service hours?

Our customer service team is available Monday to Friday, from 9 AM to 6 PM (EST). You can reach our customer service team via email at support@financebrooutfit.com

Can I wear this to actual work or is it just for memes?

100% work-appropriate — unless you work at a bank that still thinks casual Friday is a trap. Pair the shirt, hoodie or vest with a quarter zip, and you’re basically getting promoted.