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Looking for a Man in Finance hoodie

Looking for a Man in Finance hoodie

Regular price $53.23 USD
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Wearing the "Looking for a Man in Finance" hoodie is like announcing to the world that your perfect match comes with a six-figure salary and a keen understanding of market trends.

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Description

This hoodie isn’t just a nod to the viral meme—it’s a hilarious declaration that you’re not just swiping right for love; you’re swiping for financial security. Perfect for those who know that romance is better with a side of ROI, this hoodie lets you wear your dating preferences with a twisted sense of humor and a wink. Whether you’re on the prowl for the perfect partner or just enjoying the irony, this hoodie is your ultimate wingman.

Why You'd Love It

  • Deliciously Direct: The "Looking for a Man in Finance" hoodie takes a popular meme and turns it into a bold, wearable statement. It’s for those who aren’t afraid to admit that financial stability is just as important as a good personality—and maybe a bit more.
  • Instant Attention-Grabber: This hoodie is guaranteed to start conversations, whether it’s playful banter with friends or catching the eye of that finance bro across the room. It’s the perfect way to let potential suitors know exactly what you’re looking for—no need to beat around the bush.
  • Comfortably Clever: Made from a cozy blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester, this hoodie is as warm as your future prospects (in both love and money). When life—or your dating adventures—get messy, just toss it in the wash. It’s durable enough to withstand all the ups and downs of your love life.

Product Details

  • Material: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester—soft, durable, and perfect for snuggling up with a balance sheet
  • Fit: Relaxed and comfortable—because finding your ideal match shouldn’t mean sacrificing comfort
  • Design: Bold text that says exactly what’s on your mind, with just the right amount of cheeky charm
  • Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low—because even when you’re looking for a high-value partner, your hoodie should be low-maintenance

Ready to take your dating criteria to the next level with a side of humor? Add the "Looking for a Man in Finance" hoodie to your cart today and let the world know that when it comes to love, you’re looking for more than just a pretty face—you’re looking for a solid financial plan.

Shipping Information

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

  • US deliveries: 2-7 business days
  • EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
  • International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean.

Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC. Made in Bangladesh

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Disclaimer: This product is designed for humor and entertainment purposes, offering a satirical take on historical events. It is not intended to glorify or endorse any unethical behaviors associated with its cultural reference.

Do you ship internationally or only to finance bros in New York?

We ship worldwide — including Ireland, Belgium, and anywhere else bros are pretending to read earnings reports. Shipping times vary, but you'll get tracking faster than your stocks tank.

What payment methods do you accept?

We accept major credit cards (Visa, MasterCard, American Express), PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and store gift cards.

How can I track my order?

The moment your order ships, we’ll email you a tracking link. Click it, stalk it, refresh it obsessively — we get it.

Shipping updates come straight from our fulfillment partner, so you'll always know if your package is on time or pulling a Q4 earnings surprise.

How does sizing work? Should I go up if I’ve been skipping the gym?

Fits true to size, but if you’ve been hitting the bulking cycle (or just hitting the snacks), size up. Check our size guide before making impulsive decisions, such as buying altcoins you've never heard of.

What's the return policy in case I get roasted too hard?

We accept returns within 14 days of the delivery date. Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in their original packaging with tags attached. Please refer to our Return Policy for more details.

What are your customer service hours?

Our customer service team is available Monday to Friday, from 9 AM to 6 PM (EST). You can reach our customer service team via email at support@financebrooutfit.com

Can I wear this to actual work or is it just for memes?

100% work-appropriate — unless you work at a bank that still thinks casual Friday is a trap. Pair the shirt, hoodie or vest with a quarter zip, and you’re basically getting promoted.