This shirt is for:

• people who deliver deadpan answers in meetings
• finance workers who call stress “momentum”
• coworkers tired of motivational slogans with no budget behind them
• analysts who know the dream comes with version control
• anyone who prefers a joke that lands without explaining itself

The Living the Dream Shirt is a clean office-humor tee for people who have heard the phrase too many times. It keeps the look casual while the meaning stays perfectly suspicious.

Wear it under a jacket, at a casual Friday, or while answering messages that could have waited.

Finance Bro makes apparel for people who understand that workplace optimism is usually an accounting adjustment.

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

• US deliveries: 2-7 business days
• EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
• International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Do not iron, Do not dryclean.

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC. For adults. Made in Nicaragua.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY