Skip to product information
1 of 7

Lehman Brothers Risk Management shirt

Lehman Brothers Risk Management shirt

Regular price $25.72 USD
Sale price $25.72 USD Regular price $35.95 USD
OFF Sold out
Tax included. Shipping calculated at checkout.

Wearing the "Lehman Brothers Risk Management" shirt is like delivering a masterclass in irony with a twist that only those with a sharp sense of humor will fully appreciate. This shirt isn’t just a casual nod to one of the most infamous collapses in financial history—it’s a bold, tongue-in-cheek statement that flips the concept of "risk management" on its head.

🔥 Buy at least 3 items and GET ADDITIONAL 10% OFF your entire order!
Color
Size

Free
Shipping

Free delivery on all orders above $79

Premium
Quality

Premium materials, quality built to last

Trusted
Worldwide

Trusted by customers in 20+ countries

Safe
Checkout

100% secure, encrypted & protected

Estimated delivery: 3–10 days

Free Shipping & Returns: On orders above $79

  • American Express
  • Apple Pay
  • Diners Club
  • Discover
  • Google Pay
  • JCB
  • Mastercard
  • PayPal
  • Visa
View full details 3-Arrow Right
Description

Perfect for the finance professional who loves to mix historical irony with dark humor, this shirt lets you flaunt your wit while giving a sly nod to the lessons learned from Lehman’s legendary downfall.

Why You'd Love It

  • Ironically Bold: The "Lehman Brothers Risk Management" shirt is the ultimate in twisted financial humor. It’s perfect for anyone who enjoys playing with irony and isn’t afraid to poke fun at one of the most spectacular failures in corporate history.
  • Guaranteed to Turn Heads: This shirt is sure to spark double-takes, knowing laughs, and perhaps a few raised eyebrows. It’s the perfect conversation starter for those who like their humor dark, their irony thick, and their lessons learned the hard way.
  • Comfortably Ironic: Made from 100% soft cotton, this shirt is as comfortable as it is clever. Whether you’re at the office, out with friends, or just enjoying a laugh at history’s expense, this shirt keeps things light—even when the humor is dark.

Product Details

  • Material: 100% Cotton—soft enough to keep you comfy during market fluctuations, durable enough to survive any number of debates about risk management
  • Fit: Relaxed fit—because even when you’re making a bold statement, you should feel at ease
  • Design: Bold, ironic text that flips the idea of “risk management” on its head, making it clear you’ve got a sharp sense of humor
  • Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low—because even the most twisted shirts deserve a little TLC

Ready to wear your dark humor and financial savvy on your sleeve—literally? Add the "Lehman Brothers Risk Management" shirt to your cart today and let the world know that you’re not just laughing at history—you’re learning from it, with a grin.

Discover the convenience of Express 2-day delivery across the US (except Alaska and Hawaii) for the fastest service possible.

Shipping Information

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

  • US deliveries: 2-7 business days
  • EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
  • International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions

Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Do not iron, Do not dryclean.

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC. For adults. Made in Nicaragua.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Disclaimer: This product is designed for humor and entertainment purposes, offering a satirical take on historical events. It is not intended to glorify or endorse any unethical behaviors associated with its cultural reference.

Do you ship internationally or only to finance bros in New York?

We ship worldwide — including Ireland, Belgium, and anywhere else bros are pretending to read earnings reports. Shipping times vary, but you'll get tracking faster than your stocks tank.

What payment methods do you accept?

We accept major credit cards (Visa, MasterCard, American Express), PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and store gift cards.

How can I track my order?

The moment your order ships, we’ll email you a tracking link. Click it, stalk it, refresh it obsessively — we get it.

Shipping updates come straight from our fulfillment partner, so you'll always know if your package is on time or pulling a Q4 earnings surprise.

How does sizing work? Should I go up if I’ve been skipping the gym?

Fits true to size, but if you’ve been hitting the bulking cycle (or just hitting the snacks), size up. Check our size guide before making impulsive decisions, such as buying altcoins you've never heard of.

What's the return policy in case I get roasted too hard?

We accept returns within 14 days of the delivery date. Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in their original packaging with tags attached. Please refer to our Return Policy for more details.

What are your customer service hours?

Our customer service team is available Monday to Friday, from 9 AM to 6 PM (EST). You can reach our customer service team via email at support@financebrooutfit.com

Can I wear this to actual work or is it just for memes?

100% work-appropriate — unless you work at a bank that still thinks casual Friday is a trap. Pair the shirt, hoodie or vest with a quarter zip, and you’re basically getting promoted.